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Just Like the Weather.

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“Ask me about chemtrails”

The shirt says “Ask me about chemtrails” without actually saying it. Which is perfect, because I was going to tell you anyway.

@UnsolicitedAwakening
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“Conversation ender”

The shirt is soft, breathable, and makes people instantly regret asking, “What’s that about?”

@ConversationEnder
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“Fewer hugs at family gatherings”

Bought the shirt. Now I get fewer hugs at family gatherings. 10/10.

@UncleMikeAwakeNow
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“I will ruin this party”

It’s great. It tells people “I have questions,” and “I will ruin this party,” all in one breathable cotton blend.

@SociallyEngineeredToBeDifficult
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“Made a vegan cry”

This shirt made a vegan cry and got me reported to the UN. Thanks, MSBA!

@CleverCarnivore
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“No peanuts for me.”

I wore it on a plane. Flight attendant asked if I had any questions. I said, “Yeah. What’s that trail outside the window?” No peanuts for me.

@SkySpyPassenger
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“Peak irony. Great shirt.”

Wore this near a college campus. Someone yelled “science denier!” while vaping in front of a chemtrail. Peak irony. Great shirt.

@CampusProvocateur
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“Reported!”

Saw a tinfoil nut wearing this at a climate rally. I was shaking. This shirt is literal climate violence. Reported!

@EarthJusticeKale
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“These shirts should be illegal”

These shirts should be illegal. I have a PhD in Climate Justice—this is pure misinformation.

@TripleMaskedAndTriggered
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“This shirt literally kills people”

This kind of shirt literally kills people. My uncle read it and now he’s questioning our own government. Terrifying.

@SnopesEvangelist
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“Yes, I'm wearing this in public!”

My cousin said, “Are you seriously wearing that in public?” I said, “Well I was gonna wear my fluoride helmet, but it’s in the wash.

@LaundryDayLucid

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Fight back against sky tampering—MAGA style. Because real patriots don’t ignore fake clouds.

Remember all the old movies with skies that looked like this? Yeah, us neither.

Remember all the old movies with skies that looked like this? Yeah, us neither.

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